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Author Archives: 20deona

Frank the Friendly Alien

I’m Frank, the friendly alien. From deepest outer space. My face is fairly friendly. It’s such a friendly face. My teeth are sharp and pointed. My eyes are big and red. I have such friendly features upon my friendly head. My horns are green and shiny. I have exactly three. My nose is long and … Continue reading »

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Deep Sea Dance- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

Down on the ocean floor, Deep in the sea, Everybody’s dancing. Ready? ONE, TWO, THREE! Barracuda boogies With the octopus and eel. Sea horse does a square dance With the salmon and the seal. Jiggle goes the jellyfish. Shimmy goes the snake. Watch the lobster limbo And the sea snail shake. Everybody’s dancing in the … Continue reading »

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Random Miranda-Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

I’m Random Miranda. Bananas are good. Remember the alphabet. Dinosaurs would. The things that I tell you, may seem rather strange, but that’s just because here’s a dollar in change. And next week I’m going to isn’t this fun? So never let anyone hamburger bun. If maybe you’re wondering what’s going on, please let me … Continue reading »

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My Virtual Puppy- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

I purchased a virtual puppy. He lives in an app on my phone. He digs in a virtual garden to bury a virtual bone. I feed him with virtual dog food. I’m teaching him virtual tricks, like giving me virtual handshakes and fetching his virtual sticks. He naps on a virtual sofa. He likes to … Continue reading »

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My Brother Ate My Smartphone- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

My brother ate my smartphone. Although it might sound strange, he swallowed it and, bit by bit, his brains began to change. He started getting smarter. He grew so shrewd and wise. And I could see that, suddenly, a light was in his eyes. He knew as much as Google. His IQ was off the … Continue reading »

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I Took my Doggy for a Walk- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

I took my doggy for a walk. I thought it would be fun. The moment that we got outside he took off at a run. I gripped the handle of his leash. It instantly pulled tight. My dog was strong. He ran so fast I practically took flight. He pulled me through the neighbourhood. (My … Continue reading »

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Our Teacher Likes Minecraft- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

Our teacher likes Minecraft. She plays it all day. She tells us to study so she can go play. She’ll dig in her mine, going deeper and deeper, then fight off a skeleton, zombie, or creeper. She’ll engineer buildings from dirt, wood, and stone, then go out exploring the landscape alone. She’ll build and collect … Continue reading »

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Pet Shopping- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

While shopping at the pet store I got my fondest wish. I bought myself a fish bowl and then a pair of fish. And since I was already out shopping at the store I thought I ought to purchase another smidgen more. And so I got a rabbit, a hamster and a frog, a gerbil … Continue reading »

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Not-So Fast Food- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

Burgers, pizzas, chicken wings. Tacos, French fries, onion rings. Ice cream, doughnuts, cookies, cakes. Soda, chips, and chocolate shakes. These are things I like to munch, breakfast, dinner, snack and lunch. Every meal I eat includes more, and more, and more fast foods. Yet with every meal I eat I grow slower on my feet. … Continue reading »

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Opposite Day- Kenn Nesbitt’s Poem

It’s Opposite Day! It’s Opposite Day! The day to do things in the opposite way. I wear my pants backward. My shirt’s inside out. I scream to talk softly. I whisper to shout. I write with my foot and I kick with my hand. I stare with my eyes closed. I sit down to stand. … Continue reading »

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